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bRAND ALCHEMY™
created more confidence, flexibilty, and income for hundreds of creative leaders worldwide.
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About You
[Who this offer is best for]
You’re already showing up. You’re creating content. Building community. Growing a list. You get it. But your sales don’t reflect the amount of energy you’re putting in. Not because you need a new offer. Not because you’re doing it wrong. But because you’ve never actually built a launch system around the things you’re already doing.
Your sales feel rando AF, totally dependent on referrals or the algorithm gods.
Your sales feel rando AF, totally dependent on referrals or the algorithm gods.
Your sales feel rando AF, totally dependent on referrals or the algorithm gods.
Your sales feel rando AF, totally dependent on referrals or the algorithm gods.
Your sales feel rando AF, totally dependent on referrals or the algorithm gods.
About Me
I’m Kirsty. . .
Your resident Fairy Artmother
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I’m on a quest to create whimsical branding for whimsical weirdos, and offer a magical service that opens the portal to their worlds through artful brand design. I’m pushing back against AI by hand-making everything I create for my clients, with their stories, values and mission ALWAYS in mind. Human connection is a powerforce I use in all of my offerings, with collaboration and celebration being the key to a successful relationship.
As a history and folklore FREAK, I bring all my woo woo weirdness to truly reflect the symbolism of each business/fellow entrepreneur weirdo I work with.
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My methods are all about empowering you first. When you step into your role as the leader, your dog follows. I’m talking clear boundaries, confident energy, and communication that just clicks.
It’s not about dominating your dog—it’s about owning your space and your energy. Your pup? They’ll thank you for it -
I trained under and worked for the incredible Sasha Armstrong from Canine State of Mind for 4 years, where I learned all there is to know about being an ‘embodied alpha’ and how best to pass my wisdom onto dog mama’s like yourself.
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Okay, I’m going to need to keep refreshing this list because I get to work with some INCREDIBLE whimsical weirdo’s, but here’s my current list:
Vintage egyptologist
Tarot card reader
Clairvoyant
Historians
Historical costume designer
Archaeologists
Sculptural corset maker
Poet
Whimsical florist/flower fairy
Herbalist who has their own apothecary
Perfumer
Aerial performer
Medieval reenactor
A medieval chateau that runs creative retreats
Romantic fantasy writers
LAUFEY! I want to be her merch designer
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Kindness, always: It makes the world a better place
Anti-AI, Pro-Human: Witches not robots
Business Branding
Your awakening & becoming ⋆°.☾⋆.ೃ࿔*:⋆ An artistic design service to awaken and transform your brand into an identity, world and story that will capture the hearts of your fave clients. We include logo’s and visual symbols, storytelling illustrations to use across all marketing platforms and uncover the true essence of your business so you can truly connect and stand out.
Business Branding
Your awakening & becoming ⋆°.☾⋆.ೃ࿔*:⋆ An artistic design service to awaken and transform your brand into an identity, world and story that will capture the hearts of your fave clients. We include logo’s and visual symbols, storytelling illustrations to use across all marketing platforms and uncover the true essence of your business so you can truly connect and stand out.
"But Kirsty, will this work for me?"
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The Process:
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Exploration
Step One
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Planning
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Rapid Drafting
Step Three
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Refining
Step Four
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Finalising
Step Five
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Lady J Oyster Shucker
“You are SO fucking good at what you do! You helped me to understand what I needed and reminded me of who I am to my core so we could create a Brand that truly reflected me. Thank you for absolutely everything! Thank you SO much for creating something that speaks to me entirely!”
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Love You More Weddings
“You are SO fucking good at what you do! You helped me to understand what I needed and reminded me of who I am to my core so we could create a Brand that truly reflected me. Thank you for absolutely everything! Thank you SO much for creating something that speaks to me entirely!”
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Pink Friday Events
“You are SO fucking good at what you do! You helped me to understand what I needed and reminded me of who I am to my core so we could create a Brand that truly reflected me. Thank you for absolutely everything! Thank you SO much for creating something that speaks to me entirely!”
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The Atelier Club
“You are SO fucking good at what you do! You helped me to understand what I needed and reminded me of who I am to my core so we could create a Brand that truly reflected me. Thank you for absolutely everything! Thank you SO much for creating something that speaks to me entirely!”
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Hannah Mueller Photography
“You are SO fucking good at what you do! You helped me to understand what I needed and reminded me of who I am to my core so we could create a Brand that truly reflected me. Thank you for absolutely everything! Thank you SO much for creating something that speaks to me entirely!”
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Lady J Oyster Shucker
“You are SO fucking good at what you do! You helped me to understand what I needed and reminded me of who I am to my core so we could create a Brand that truly reflected me. Thank you for absolutely everything! Thank you SO much for creating something that speaks to me entirely!”
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Package One
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Investment:
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Package Two
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FAQs
I get asked these things a lot.
Maybe it’s on your mind, too?
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No dog is too stubborn. They’re just waiting for the right energy. Spoiler: That energy is yours.
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Most people see noticeable changes within 3-5 sessions. We don’t mess around here.
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For 70% of situations, yep, this is possible and effective!
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Yes! I totally understand that this is helpful to get a sense of my vibe, way of doing things and see if a few of my quick win tricks work.
You can get my 5 day mini course here, binge my YouTube videos, TikToks or IG reels.
