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The Fairy Artmother

Creative ART Direction with Kirsty

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Black and white photo of a woman dressed as a fairy princess, wearing a large tiara, puffed sleeves, and holding a wand, against a plain dark background.
A woman with long wavy hair, wearing a black top and jewelry, sitting with one leg crossed over the other, showing her painted toenails, and smiling at the camera.
A hand with red nails and a pink ruffled sleeve resting on a green surface inside an ornate gold frame. The hand is wearing a ring with a black and white flower design.

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created more confidence, flexibilty, and income for hundreds of creative leaders worldwide.

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About You

[Who this offer is best for]

You’re already showing up. You’re creating content. Building community. Growing a list. You get it. But your sales don’t reflect the amount of energy you’re putting in. Not because you need a new offer. Not because you’re doing it wrong. But because you’ve never actually built a launch system around the things you’re already doing.

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Your sales feel rando AF, totally dependent on referrals or the algorithm gods.

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Your sales feel rando AF, totally dependent on referrals or the algorithm gods.

A carved ancient bust of a woman with detailed curly hair and facial features, made from ivory or similar material.

Your sales feel rando AF, totally dependent on referrals or the algorithm gods.

Close-up of a pocket watch with a painted portrait of a woman on its face, surrounded by a gold frame.

Your sales feel rando AF, totally dependent on referrals or the algorithm gods.

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Your sales feel rando AF, totally dependent on referrals or the algorithm gods.

Be my creative Director!

About Me

I’m Kirsty. . .
Your resident Fairy Artmother

  • I’m on a quest to create whimsical branding for whimsical weirdos, and offer a magical service that opens the portal to their worlds through artful brand design. I’m pushing back against AI by hand-making everything I create for my clients, with their stories, values and mission ALWAYS in mind. Human connection is a powerforce I use in all of my offerings, with collaboration and celebration being the key to a successful relationship.

    As a history and folklore FREAK, I bring all my woo woo weirdness to truly reflect the symbolism of each business/fellow entrepreneur weirdo I work with.

  • My methods are all about empowering you first. When you step into your role as the leader, your dog follows. I’m talking clear boundaries, confident energy, and communication that just clicks.

    It’s not about dominating your dog—it’s about owning your space and your energy. Your pup? They’ll thank you for it

  • I trained under and worked for the incredible Sasha Armstrong from Canine State of Mind for 4 years, where I learned all there is to know about being an ‘embodied alpha’ and how best to pass my wisdom onto dog mama’s like yourself.

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  • Okay, I’m going to need to keep refreshing this list because I get to work with some INCREDIBLE whimsical weirdo’s, but here’s my current list: 

    • Vintage egyptologist

    • Tarot card reader 

    • Clairvoyant 

    • Historians 

    • Historical costume designer 

    • Archaeologists

    • Sculptural corset maker 

    • Poet

    • Whimsical florist/flower fairy 

    • Herbalist who has their own apothecary 

    • Perfumer 

    • Aerial performer

    • Medieval reenactor

    • A medieval chateau that runs creative retreats 

    • Romantic fantasy writers

    • LAUFEY! I want to be her merch designer

    • Kindness, always: It makes the world a better place

    • Anti-AI, Pro-Human: Witches not robots

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Green teapot with pink floral design and a black background.
A pink postal card with handwritten address and postmarks, including a crest and purple postage stamp.
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Black and white photo of a woman with dark hair and eyes, holding her hand up to her face, partially obscuring it, with a smile visible.
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Business Branding

Your awakening & becoming ⋆°.☾⋆.ೃ࿔*:⋆ An artistic design service to awaken and transform your brand into an identity, world and story that will capture the hearts of your fave clients. We include logo’s and visual symbols, storytelling illustrations to use across all marketing platforms and uncover the true essence of your business so you can truly connect and stand out.

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from USD 500.00

Business Branding

Your awakening & becoming ⋆°.☾⋆.ೃ࿔*:⋆ An artistic design service to awaken and transform your brand into an identity, world and story that will capture the hearts of your fave clients. We include logo’s and visual symbols, storytelling illustrations to use across all marketing platforms and uncover the true essence of your business so you can truly connect and stand out.

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"But Kirsty, will this work for me?"

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Watercolor illustration of a white dove carrying an envelope with a red heart seal.
A woman with long wavy hair and bangs, wearing a black top and wide-leg black pants, posing confidently with her arms crossed and a tattoo visible on her forearm.
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The Process:

  • Exploration

    Step One

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  • Planning

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  • Rapid Drafting

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  • Refining

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  • Finalising

    Step Five

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  • Lady J Oyster Shucker

    “You are SO fucking good at what you do! You helped me to understand what I needed and reminded me of who I am to my core so we could create a Brand that truly reflected me. Thank you for absolutely everything! Thank you SO much for creating something that speaks to me entirely!”

  • Love You More Weddings

    “You are SO fucking good at what you do! You helped me to understand what I needed and reminded me of who I am to my core so we could create a Brand that truly reflected me. Thank you for absolutely everything! Thank you SO much for creating something that speaks to me entirely!”

  • Pink Friday Events

    “You are SO fucking good at what you do! You helped me to understand what I needed and reminded me of who I am to my core so we could create a Brand that truly reflected me. Thank you for absolutely everything! Thank you SO much for creating something that speaks to me entirely!”

  • The Atelier Club

    “You are SO fucking good at what you do! You helped me to understand what I needed and reminded me of who I am to my core so we could create a Brand that truly reflected me. Thank you for absolutely everything! Thank you SO much for creating something that speaks to me entirely!”

    — Alexandria French

  • Hannah Mueller Photography

    “You are SO fucking good at what you do! You helped me to understand what I needed and reminded me of who I am to my core so we could create a Brand that truly reflected me. Thank you for absolutely everything! Thank you SO much for creating something that speaks to me entirely!”

  • Lady J Oyster Shucker

    “You are SO fucking good at what you do! You helped me to understand what I needed and reminded me of who I am to my core so we could create a Brand that truly reflected me. Thank you for absolutely everything! Thank you SO much for creating something that speaks to me entirely!”

Work with me
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Something about pricing here

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Package One

Fancy Name

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Investment:
$7,500

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Package Two

Fancy Name

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Everything in P1, plus:

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Investment:
$7,500

FAQs

I get asked these things a lot.
Maybe it’s on your mind, too?

  • No dog is too stubborn. They’re just waiting for the right energy. Spoiler: That energy is yours.

  • Most people see noticeable changes within 3-5 sessions. We don’t mess around here.

  • For 70% of situations, yep, this is possible and effective!

  • Yes! I totally understand that this is helpful to get a sense of my vibe, way of doing things and see if a few of my quick win tricks work.

    You can get my 5 day mini course here, binge my YouTube videos, TikToks or IG reels.

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Apply!

kirsty@forkeepsillustration.com
or use the form below:

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